Too Many Questions: The Vatican Can

I reckon the current Vatican mafia have got a damn cheek complaining about that memo!

(Massive kudos to the author by the way)

Especially when ALL of the items in the memo are not just good ideas, they are

Public Relations Gold.

You'd think, given the unHoly Roman Empires current embarrassment of anti-riches, they'd be snapping the hand of anything that looks like it might shed a good light on them for a change.
So to the point of this blog...
I was so incensed by the audacity of the unabashed and unashamed stance taken by these pompous protectors of the fuckers of children, I thought I let one rip.

I'd have sung it myself but nobody wants that, so if anyone could that would be great. Record a copy for Youtube and give us a lyric credit eh? Cheers.

Remember the 'Candyman can' from that movie 1970's about a chocolate factory?

hum the tune a moment...

The Vatican Can

Singer:
Who can take a baby
terrorise it too
fuck it in the face
and add a punishment or two?

The Vatican
The Vatican can
The Vatican can cause they mix it up as love and make the world taste poo

Who can take a childhood
Wrap it in a sigh
Suck out all the fun
and make the little baby's cry?

Children:
The Vatican?

Singer:
The Vatican
The Vatican can
The Vatican can cause they fuck up all the love that makes the world taste good

Priestly Paedos make
Every child they take
Satisfying and delicious
Strip out their childhood wishes
You know that really is quite viscious

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in the sleaze
Integrate some sorrow
Until the kids are on their knees?

The Vatican

Children:
The Vatican can

Singer:
The Vatican can cause they mash up all the love
And make the world taste Crud
And the world tastes crud cause the Vatican thinks it should

Dear papa joe,
Should you want to get me back by mocking me or the memo you are invited to also rearrange the lyrics of a song. You go right ahead, sauce for the goose is what the bishop eats whilst millions starve so to speak...