Pirate Before Pastafarian

I have always known about His Great Noodliness, who hasn't? but recently I found this stunning display of sickening skill! A fabulous painting by Pastafarian Miłek Jakubiec and suddenly it all became clear...




It stopped me in my tracks. I suddenly knew...
I DO believe that the earth is warming up, and I DO believe that there are less Pirates today.
Then it struck me, it may have been His Noodly appendage itself!


An epiphany! At heart, I have always been a Pirate!

A warm feeling ran down my leg as a further revelation nudged my noggin and I realized that not only had I always believed in giant meaty balls, but also that those meaty balls should always come accompanied by a truly noodley appendage!

One thing I know for true,
me hearties, of the Pirate part,

I hold no doubts!

Arrrrrrr!

But am I truly Pastafarian or Pure Pirate?

 This is one of the Too Many Questions

PEACE
Crispy

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