In Red Dwarf (Series 1 Episode 8: Better Than Life) a hologramatic news reader relays that archaeologists discovered a missing 'dedication' page from the bible, which clearly states that all characters portrayed were fictitious.
In a frighteningly similar occurrence, new information from the recently discovered 'lost scroll' from the dead sea scrolls, details that the word used to describe the collected texts is correctly defined as 'BIBLE', however the scroll further reveals that the word is in fact an acronym and should be read as -B.I.B.L.E
Extensive studies of the faded cuneiform are still proceeding, but initial translations are gaining a firm foothold with ancient language scholars, who seem to now be in agreement that the acronym represents the full title of an apparently mischievous work of fiction as
Big Irrelevant Book of Lies and Exaggerations.
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